expbaronline: Adventure Time Cocktails
Jake:
1 oz Bubble gum vodka
1 oz Peach schnapps
Orange juiceDirections: Shake all alcohol with ice. Strain into any size glass of your choice. Fill with Orange juice.
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Finn:
1 oz UV Cake vodka
.5 oz Cherry vodka
1 splash Blue curacao (to color)
MilkDirections: In a small glass pour cake vodka and cherry vodka. Fill glass with milk. Splash in a little blue curacao and stir gently.
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The Princess Bubble-tini:
1 oz Bubble gum vodka
.5 oz Amaretto
1 splash Grenadine (to color)
SpriteDirections: In a cocktail shaker add all alcohol and a splash of grenadine. Shake vigorously with ice. Strain into a martini glass. Fill with Sprite. Garnish with a gumball.
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Marceline’s Bite:
1 oz Strawberry rum
.5 oz Whipped cream vodka
.5 oz UV cake vodka
Grenadine
SpriteDirections: Add all alcohol to a cocktail shaker and shake vigorously with ice. Strain into a old fashion glass. Fill with Sprite. Slowly sink grenadine to the bottom and garnish with a strawberry.
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The Ice King:
(Makes 2-6 servings)
2/3 cup Sugar
1.5 cups UV Blue
1.5 cups Water
1 cup Fresh squeezed lemon juice
4 cups IceDirections: Pour all ingrediants into a blender and blend on high until properly mixed. Pour into tall glasses.
A note from the drinks’ creators:
Jake the Dog - So the idea behind this cocktail is since he can stretch to any size he can be in any size glass and still taste great. I think we did it pretty well. even tastes great as a shot.
Finn - So I wanted this cocktail to be something a kid would like and not be soda based because he is a kid. I think cherry topped cake covers that
Princess bubble-tini - Sweet, tasty, smooth, and just a touch of class. This drink embodies PB.
The Ice King - Sweet, yet a bit tart. a frozen blue raspberry lemonade sends chills down your spine and is delicious.
Marceline’s bite - Marceline eats shades of red, who’s to say she doesn’t also drink them? this cocktail is a twist on her favorite source of red strawberries. Its a sweet strawberry shortcake tasting cocktail. The grenadine sinks and starts to merge looking like she has already started draining the red from the drink.
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Drinks created and photographed by EXPBarOnline.
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Chris Evans was a brony!
Ramadan is a time for being honest, so here it goes. All of us who are fasting (and those who are not) in the developed world hold the privilege of knowing our basic needs are met. We never have to question where our next meal is coming from or whether or not our children will die of a curable sickness. Even so, I think privilege is a word that people generally shy away from and something that they find uncomfortable admitting they have.
Growing up I was always taught to recognize my privilege and to be grateful to Allah for what I have been undeservedly given. Even with this, I will admit that I am not perfect and have not fasted for a few days this year. Recently I have been getting severe migraines, and as one can imagine they are only worsened with the dehydration that accompanies abstaining from water all day. Because of this I had chosen not to fast so that I could drink and take my prescription migraine medication. Everything about this scenario illuminates my privilege. Water and medication are things that millions of people do not have access to. My options in that situation were to be tired and in pain until the guaranteed iftar meal that night, or to drink water and medicate myself. The only option for many others who are sick and thirsty is death.
This also makes me think about the stresses that we all face each day whether they be family, money, school, work or personal relationships — and how insignificant they are in comparison to our relationship with God. Ramadan is supposed to remind us that there are many people around the world who would be thankful if they could have what we call “problems.” It just goes to show how deeply pervasive privilege is; even though I am aware of it, I still take advantage of it. But this is the month of forgiveness, from Allah and from each other. With that let us all remember what is truly important in this life and the next and always keep our sights on using the privilege we enjoy to positively affect the people who are not as fortunate as we are.
— Kristine Stolberg
— Ramadan: Recognizing Privilege
Billionaire entrepreneur offering ‘immortality’ - for a fee.
Russian media entrepreneur Dmitry Itskov has launched a research project called ‘Avatar’, which aims to allow customers to live forever, initially through brain transplants, and later by ‘downloading’ an entire human personality at the end of your life.
He has initially contacted billionaires listed in Forbes magazine to try and canvas interest - and cash - to continue the project.
The initiative is opening its San Francisco office this summer, and will be launching a social media project connecting scientists around the world.
‘The 2045 team is working towards creating an international research center where leading scientists will be engaged in research and development in the fields of anthropomorphic robotics, living systems modeling and brain and consciousness modeling with the goal of transferring one’s individual consciousness to an artificial carrier and achieving cybernetic immortality,’ says Itskov’s official site.
‘Such research has the potential to free you, as well as the majority of all people on our planet, from disease, old age and even death.’
This is awesome , so awesome even Dalai Lama himself supports it ! Check it - http://2045.com/
FUCKIN RAD
WH
WHOA
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So much potential good. Soooo much potential bad. Are people ready to consciously exist “forever”? I really hope so by then
At first, I wanted to make something to be able to chew on my pen without making it dirty. When looking at the pen, I noticed you only really use the ink. The rest of the pen is just there for a better grip. I’m one of these people who always chew on their pens and pencils and it got me thinking. Since we don’t really need the top part of the pen, is it perhaps possible to design an edible pen? That was my goal, a pen you can chew or maybe even eat. I collected some pens and tried to find out what exactly on the pen makes it so good to chew on.
With this information I made three different molds and started trying out different types of sweets, the breaking point and which one chew the best. When I found the right shape and sweets I made a final model in peppermint flavour. The candy which is used doesn’t stick on anything and doesn’t melt in your hands. It’s a bit like those colourful candy bracelets. It contains 22 pieces and the whole pen is filled with edible ink. The only thing which isn’t edible is the small tip you write with. When finished, you throw it away or put in a new refill tip.Sweet jesus this is what they meant by 2012 being so great.
omg where can i get this fjnkajdhasjd
I want this so fucking much
because i’d sit there and just eat my fucking pens
(via tea-solves-everything)
I posted a new vlog and I guess it is resonating with people. Check it out if you haven’t.
Also side note I am “pinning” this post because I think that people need to remember to be themselves. :-p
Love yo faces,Philip DeFranco
I posted a new vlog and I guess it is resonating with people. Check it out if you haven’t.
Also side note I am “pinning” this post because I think that people need to remember to be themselves. :-p
Love yo faces,Philip DeFranco
The most recent wave of Transformers Prime toys are starting to hit shelves. So, of course, I’m excitedly making the rounds to pic up the ones I need. That’s right, you heard me…NEED!
And, since I grew up watching Beast Wars…I was very excited that one of my favourite characters is in this new line: Black Arachnia. Although, in Prime they call her Airachnia because they’re just so darn punny.
Here’s what she looks like in the show:
She’s technically got 3 modes: robot, spider, and helicopter. (I don’t count her drill mode ‘cause it’s just a mod of her beast mode.)
And, here she is in all her robot-mode glory…
And, here is what I can only describe is her lobster-copter mode:
What the fuck is that?
Honestly, I heard the toy was shit before I saw it, but I figured I would buy one to support the mere production of what I consider “girl toys.” But, after I saw it…I’m just horrified. And, I feel like buying one would support the idea that passing off such a shitty design is ok. And, it’s not.
Typically, it’s assumed that toys released later in the line are better in design because there’s more time and work put into them between launch of the line and release of the toy. So, with the amount of time this wave has had in theoretical development Airachnia should be a fucking masterpiece…rather than the Picasso-reject, robot-built-by-committee that she appears to be.
I wonder if this is a “which came first: robot-chicken or eggbot” situation…
For years and years there were either no girl characters or token girl characters which were generally pink in some seriously kick-ass shows. (Arcee, Elita One, Teryx, Zarana,etc.) It was kinda annoying ‘cause I like the bad-guys and I wanted a kick-ass character clad in something other than pink to root for.
And, those characters have generally either had no toys, hard to find toys, or poorly designed toys. With the idea that the shows and their toys were geared toward boys and boys didn’t want to buy or play with girl characters…especially since they were pink.
So, there was this conundrum: were crappy girl toys designed crappy because no one bought them or did no one buy them because they were designed crappy…robot chicken vs eggbot.
But, in a day-and-age where correctness ensurers there’s plenty of characters for everyone to identify with to ensure the broadest spectrum of the target market…it makes no sense to put out a second-rate version of a character. Why make one at all at that point? People who like them won’t buy a toy that’s insultingly bad, people that don’t like them wouldn’t buy them anyway, and people that may be indifferent but would buy a well-designed toy aren’t going to look twice at that piece of crap…so you’ve successfully alienated your entire consumer base. Congrats. That’s impressive.
But, this isn’t the only time a Black Arachnia figure has been released. Here’s her figure from the Animated line:
And, here’s an extremely awesome custom:
So, it’s clear that someone, at some point took the time to make a good “girl toy”… and it was good. People liked it.
Which leaves us with the maddening question:
Why was the ball dropped now?
Seriously, this is too much to handle. I already have the put up with a ridiculous amount of Bumble Bees in every.single.line. I mean really! What the fuck do people do with so many Bumblebees? When did that become a thing? And, how can I blame Michael Bay for it?
Oh well, at least I’m getting a pretty awesome Slipstream…
Gaming Logic
more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger
the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land
when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots
when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area
When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.
When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win
Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.
Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.
All of these things. All of them.
(via tea-solves-everything)
A Muslim woman protesting the burka. In some countries, Muslim women are raped and beaten for showing even their noses and mouths. In some places, they get their hands chopped off for showing their wrists, or looking at a man.
(via taste-of-envy)
